Post by Ville Valo on Sept 6, 2008 8:42:46 GMT -5
The scene opens with Ville walking up to a vending machine with a giant Pepsi bottle on it. He slides a $5 note and pushes the Pepsi button. After a few seconds the machine releases a bottle from within and tumbles down to the bottom, Ville reaches down to retrieve It and as he makes his way to an upright position once again he gets a sudden message on his phone. As his phone rings he puts the bottle between his legs and pulls his phone out from his pocket to see the screen lighting up saying “1 new message from Cody”. He pushes open happily and so begins one of the many events leading up to another classic match-up. He looks at his phone and reads the message that says “Hey Ville, just letting you know that tonight you’re taking on your very on tag partner “Hulk Hogan” in a Last Man Standing match. Picked the stipulation nicely for you cause we all know how much you love a brutal match. Anyways have fun with that and I can’t wait to see what you bring to the table. Oh, and good luck.” Ville stares blankly at his phone for a few moments before realising what just happened. He just got set up for a match against his own tag team partner. He continues to walk around the backstage area taking sips from his Pepsi every now and again. Eventually he stops in front of a room. Not just any room but his partner and his opponent for the night’s room. He knocks and enters to find Hulk Hogan watching a little bit of TV.
//Ville\\
Hey Hulk, I got some good news and some bad news for us tonight. Which would like to hear first?
[Hulk]
Brother you know me, it really doesn’t matter how you tell it. So give me the good news first.
//Ville\\
The good news is that we’re both in action tonight. Yeah I know this is huge for us. And not for the right reasons, you see tonight Cody Lawrence decided that we would face off against each other in Last Man Standing. He considers it a warm up match before we get into the tag team division and challenge for the tag titles. I honestly think we don’t need to “warm up” cause after all we’re the Immortal Hulk Hogan and the Hardcore Whore, Ville Valo. What more could you look for in the greatest tag team to represent your company?
[Hogan]
Exactly brother! He knows that we’re gonna rip all our opponents to shreds so he’s gonna give them a head start. Sounds like a smart business decision and a challenge on our part.
//Ville\\
Yeah well, it’ll not really be a challenge so much for us. Cause we can do it all, whether or not they have an advantage. We’re the dynamic duo they all wish they were. We’re the stars to the stripes, we’re the milk in their cereal and we’re definitely the team to beat. Without a loss they can see why we’re do what we do. Whether we’re kicking ass or just laughing our asses off people know why we do what we do, when we do it, how we do it and the reason we’re doing it. We aren’t predictable; we just make sure they get it through their heads.
[Hogan]
Damn straight brother! Whether you’re a Hulkamaniac or not you all know that this match we’re in is a business decision and hell if its good business then do it. But I hope you know I wont got easy on you.
//Ville\\
Same with you, but Hogan you must remember one thing about me. I don’t just go about my business in one-way Im very different to many you cant just guess my style and prepare for it. I do as I please I show the world how to do it. And that’s why everyone who watches Ville Valo knows that I really am That. Dam. Awesome!
Ville smiles at Hulk Hogan before shaking hands and walking out of his room. He shuts the door nicely as the camera fades out and signals the end of scene one.
//Ville\\
Hey Hulk, I got some good news and some bad news for us tonight. Which would like to hear first?
[Hulk]
Brother you know me, it really doesn’t matter how you tell it. So give me the good news first.
//Ville\\
The good news is that we’re both in action tonight. Yeah I know this is huge for us. And not for the right reasons, you see tonight Cody Lawrence decided that we would face off against each other in Last Man Standing. He considers it a warm up match before we get into the tag team division and challenge for the tag titles. I honestly think we don’t need to “warm up” cause after all we’re the Immortal Hulk Hogan and the Hardcore Whore, Ville Valo. What more could you look for in the greatest tag team to represent your company?
[Hogan]
Exactly brother! He knows that we’re gonna rip all our opponents to shreds so he’s gonna give them a head start. Sounds like a smart business decision and a challenge on our part.
//Ville\\
Yeah well, it’ll not really be a challenge so much for us. Cause we can do it all, whether or not they have an advantage. We’re the dynamic duo they all wish they were. We’re the stars to the stripes, we’re the milk in their cereal and we’re definitely the team to beat. Without a loss they can see why we’re do what we do. Whether we’re kicking ass or just laughing our asses off people know why we do what we do, when we do it, how we do it and the reason we’re doing it. We aren’t predictable; we just make sure they get it through their heads.
[Hogan]
Damn straight brother! Whether you’re a Hulkamaniac or not you all know that this match we’re in is a business decision and hell if its good business then do it. But I hope you know I wont got easy on you.
//Ville\\
Same with you, but Hogan you must remember one thing about me. I don’t just go about my business in one-way Im very different to many you cant just guess my style and prepare for it. I do as I please I show the world how to do it. And that’s why everyone who watches Ville Valo knows that I really am That. Dam. Awesome!
Ville smiles at Hulk Hogan before shaking hands and walking out of his room. He shuts the door nicely as the camera fades out and signals the end of scene one.